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Tuesday, 26 May 2026

Tonya’s Fix - Fries (Maple Coal)


🍁 Tonya’s Fix: Fries (Yes, Really)

“You made fries…
but did you make good fries? 😌🔥

If your fries have ever been:
bland
soggy
“they’re fine…”
We’re fixing that today.

🧂 You’ll Need:

Frozen fries or fresh-cut potatoes
1–2 tbsp Maple Coal seasoning
1–2 tbsp oil
Optional (but not really): grated parmesan

🔥 What To Do:

1. Don’t crowd the pan
👉 This is where most people mess up. Give them space.

2. Toss with oil first
👉 Not after. Not during. First.

3. Season BEFORE cooking
👉 Maple Coal goes on now so it cooks into the fries

4. Cook HOT
Oven: 425°F
Air fryer: 400°F
👉 Flip halfway. Let them get crispy, not polite.

5. Finish strong
👉 Hit them with a little more seasoning right out of the oven
👉 Add parmesan if you’re feeling fancy

😏 Tonya Tip:
If they’re not slightly addictive…
you didn’t use enough seasoning.

💬 The Close
“Try this once… and plain fries will feel like a mistake.” 😌🔥

👉 Tag the one who always forgets to season the fries

👉 Or the one who says “they’re fine like this” (they’re not)

Trust me… it needs this.
— Tonya 💛

Tonya’s Fix - Steakhouse Steal (Coal + Forge)

🔥 3. Tonya’s Fix: Steakhouse Steak (COAL + FORGE combo)
Hook: “He said ‘don’t touch the steak’…
so I didn’t. I just made it better. 😌🔥”

Tonya’s Fix - Maple Coal Pork Chops


🍁 Tonya’s Fix: Maple Pork Chops

“He said he had supper handled…
So I brought backup. 😌🔥

🍁 If your pork chops have ever turned out dry, bland, or just… disappointing—this one’s for you.

You’ll need:
2–4 pork chops
1–2 tbsp Maple Coal seasoning
1 tbsp oil (or mayo… trust me)

What to do:
Pat chops dry (this matters more than you think)
Light coat of oil or mayo
Season generously with Maple Coal
Grill or pan fry on medium-high
Flip once. Don’t babysit it.
Pull at 140–145°F (juicy, not hockey pucks)

Let it rest. Then act impressed. 😏

👉 Tag the one who needs to try this
👉 Or the one who thought they already knew how

Trust me… it needs this.
— Tonya 💛

Tonya’s Fix - Spicy Chicken Sandwich (Forge)


🔥🌶️ Tonya’s Fix: Spicy Chicken Sandwich (FORGE)

“You wanted a little kick…
this one might argue back. 😏🔥

If your chicken sandwiches have ever been:
bland
soggy
“it’s okay I guess…”

We’re fixing that.

🧂 You’ll Need:
2 boneless chicken breasts (or thighs for extra juicy)
1–2 tbsp FORGE BBQ Seasoning
1 cup buttermilk (or milk + splash of vinegar)
1 cup flour
1 tsp baking powder
Oil for frying

For the sandwich:
Brioche buns
Pickles (mandatory, not optional)
Slaw or lettuce
Spicy mayo (mayo + a little FORGE + splash of hot sauce)

🔥 What To Do:

1. Marinate (this is the difference-maker)
👉 Chicken + buttermilk + 1 tsp FORGE
👉 Let it sit at least 30 min (overnight = elite)

2. Build your coating
👉 Flour + baking powder + 1 tbsp FORGE
👉 Mix well

3. Dredge like you mean it
👉 Pull chicken from marinade
👉 Into flour → back into marinade → back into flour
👉 This is how you get that crispy, craggy crust

4. Fry hot
👉 350–375°F oil
👉 4–5 minutes per side
👉 Golden, crispy, aggressive looking 😏

5. Build the sandwich
👉 Toasted bun
👉 Spicy mayo
👉 Chicken
👉 Pickles
👉 Slaw
👉 Don’t overcomplicate it—this sandwich speaks for itself

😏 Tonya Tip:
If it doesn’t drip a little when you bite it…
you did something wrong.

💬 The Close
“Crispy. Juicy. Just the right kind of heat. 🔥
(Okay… maybe a little more than ‘just right’ 😏)”

👉 Tag the one who says “I like spicy”
👉 Let’s find out if they actually mean it

Trust me… it needs this.
— Tonya 💛

Tonya’s Fix - Smash Burger (Coal)


🍁🔥 Tonya’s Fix: Smash Burgers (COAL)

“Everyone says they make good burgers…
very few actually do. 😏🔥

If your burgers have ever been:
thick and dry
grey instead of crispy
“meh”
We’re fixing that.

🧂 You’ll Need:
1 lb ground beef (80/20 — don’t argue this)
COAL BBQ Seasoning
4 burger buns
4 slices cheese (American = best melt)
Optional: pickles, onions, sauce

🔥 What To Do:

1. Divide, don’t overthink it
👉 Split into 4 loose balls
👉 DO NOT pack them tight

2. Get your pan screaming hot
👉 Cast iron if you have it
👉 This is not medium heat territory

3. Smash time
👉 Drop the ball on the pan
👉 Smash it thin (really thin)
👉 Season immediately with COAL

4. Leave it alone
👉 This is where people mess up
👉 Let it cook 2–3 minutes
👉 You want crispy, lacy edges

5. Flip once
👉 Season again lightly
👉 Add cheese
👉 Cook another 60–90 seconds

6. Build it right
👉 Toasted bun (don’t skip this)
👉 Stack it high
👉 Keep it simple

😏 Tonya Tip:
If it didn’t make a mess…
you didn’t do it right.

💬 The Close
“Same burger…  big difference.” 🔥

👉 Tag the one who presses burgers with a spatula halfway through cooking (we need to talk)
👉 Or the one who thinks thicker = better (it doesn’t 😏)

Trust me… it needs this.
— Tonya 💛